December 2010
36 posts
Forever Alone
Margaret: (Announces on mic) Now we get into groups of five.
Ash: Right here, you, me, dad, nate, and Aunty Putut.
Aunty Landa looks at us with a surprised look.
Ash: Forever alone...
HAHAHAHAHA!
New goal!
I will have abs by the time I am 18 years old.
Inspired by: Jason Bray
DEPRESSED
Tennis is my absolute favorite sport and Driver’s Ed had to kill that happiness!
Friend thinks guy is copying his style.
Friend says, “Look, he’s got the mohawk and everything. It’s like real life twitter. He’s following me.”
AP English Essay Rant
Haha, I was thinking about posting a private blog about how “stupid” AP English essays are, and complain how much I hate the challenging homework assignments, but I know it’ll be worth it.
So I am now gonna punch myself in the brain, deal with it, and DO IT!
Cause complaining never does shit.
3D Glasses Reminder
Ticket window guy: Your 3D glasses will be at the door.
Me: (Couldn't hear what he said) What?
Ticket window guy: bafjaljfksajflsjf glasses adkjfslkfafdjsf.
Me: (Looks at my cousin and places hand on my glasses I'm wearing) Huh?
Cousin: He said the glasses will be at the door.
Me: Ohhh!
Have you ever thought of life after death?
Isn’t it the scariest thing? I mean, where the heck do we go? Everything will be black the whole time. What the heck is gonna happen to us? Life’s gonna go on for everyone else, and then what? Where do we go? Okay so our bodies will be buried. Maybe that’s why we see ghosts. Maybe they just don’t wanna leave life on earth cause it’s so awesome and they’re afraid...
Retainers.
I had no idea I was supposed to wear my after-braces retainer for the rest of my life. Once I heard that awful news, it hit me like an unexpected, “I’m breaking up with you.” Oh how drastic it was -____-
koaorquia asked: oh you73 not annoying m3.
go9. i n339 a n3w k3yboa79.
go9. i n339 a n3w k3yboa79.
Can we just pretend to be together?
koaorquia:
Like hold hands and skip around? Puppy love. We don’t have to be anything serious. I think we should just have fun; cuddle, kiss but nothing sexual. I’ll call you mine and we can act on forever. Eventually, we’ll fall for each other and get a little more serious. All I’m asking for is right now, not forever.